death-kyary:

“G-Granny…” Shock was written all over the petite girl’s features, eyes wide, and mouth left slightly hanging. GRANNY. The nerve of the kid! Just because he was mister hotshot didn’t give him the right to make fun of her! How rude, she wasn’t old and wrinkly like the elderly (not that she had anything against them of course but just for the sake of the argument), she was perfectly cute and young! The angel rolled her fingers into a fist once more, this time trembling in slight anger as she launched a punch into the giant’s gut. “YOU IDIOT. I’M NOT OLD!!!”

Oh, man. Right in the gut. Zelo couldn’t even brace himself for the impact; he slouched and curled as his arms went straight for his aching torso in comfort. The male was rendered useless as a pained groan tumbled past his lips. For an old woman, she really could pack a punch… The redhead stumbled backwards and took a minute to collect himself before lifting his head back up. His face was mixed with contorted pain and discomfort as he grit his jaws in anger. “Yah! What’s wrong with you! I’m just saying the truth; by normal standards, you’d be considered really old, like ancient! Aren’t you like 2,000ish?!”

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