“Oh, woe is him,” Zelo muttered monotonously and rolled his eyes. “Go bother him or something and keep his mind off that then.”
What a thoughtful friend you are, Zelo-ssi. Coughsarcasmcough. “I ship Chunjoe.”

“Say that again, fatty hyung?”
“Now, now, maknae. That’s not a nice thing to say to your beloved hyung~”
“Say that again, fatty hyung?”