"Oh, hey there! Are you looking for someone? Me? I'm Zelo, if you need anything, come talk to me! I'm pretty lax... Unless you piss me off, but let's not talk about that."

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daehyun-ygm:

If it wasn’t obvious enough, yes, these two are now dating! Despite the couple’s forever awkward personalities towards each other, there is much hope left. All will end well once one is able to freely and comfortably fart in the other’s presence. We will wait until that day, but for now, we congratulate the lovely couple!

Many blessings for the new couple and here’s wishing you two many more happy days to come!

This is Jung Daehyun, reporter extraordinaire, also sex on legs.