"Oh, hey there! Are you looking for someone? Me? I'm Zelo, if you need anything, come talk to me! I'm pretty lax... Unless you piss me off, but let's not talk about that."

novella • para • always literate

RS: mine; he's his

dumb and dumber
alpaca #2

tracking; deathxzelo

SLAPS YOU ALL THE WAY TO CHINA.

YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO ME. I STILL HAVE TO FIND MINAH NOONA A BOYFRIEND.