preference
"Oh, hey there! Are you looking for someone? Me? I'm Zelo, if you need anything, come talk to me! I'm pretty lax... Unless you piss me off, but let's not talk about that."
novella • para • always literate
tracking; deathxzelo
“No. I refuse.”
“Oh but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a–”
“Weep in the background over how forever alone you are, why don’t you.”
“Cherry tomatoes for the cutest maknae ever. It’s totally better than the ones Chanhee grew you a year ago.”
“Thanks for the treat, but you’re still not forgiven.”
“We can’t be friends anymore, hyung.”
“Oh, woe is him,” Zelo muttered monotonously and rolled his eyes. “Go bother him or something and keep his mind off that then.”
What a thoughtful friend you are, Zelo-ssi. Coughsarcasmcough. “I ship Chunjoe.”
“Say that again, fatty hyung?”
“…Did you know, Alpaca has cheesecake, why don’t you go bother him.”
“Last time I checked, Alpaca was busy sobbing over how his girlfriend ditched him for L.Joe-ssi.”
“Oh, woe is him,” Zelo muttered monotonously and rolled his eyes. “Go bother him or something and keep his mind off that then.”
I’m going to tell Chanhee, tbh.
You’re so shitty, tbh.
Just like Satan hyung, tbh. And Chanhee’s working on his comeback, try again.
JUNHONG, HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY KEBINNIE. I’m amazing, and you love me. I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. And don’t think I won’t bump into him on our next stage, maknae.
“…Did you know, Alpaca has cheesecake, why don’t you go bother him.”
“Please, maknae. Let’s be honest with each other here, I know you love me so much because yes, I am your favourite hyung - don’t deny it! And also, since I’m your favourite, let’s talk about those cheesecakes.” No, what is embarrassment in B.A.P family. Maknae, grow some balls.
I’m going to tell Chanhee, tbh.
You’re so shitty, tbh. Just like Satan hyung, tbh. And Chanhee’s working on his comeback, try again.
“Hyung!” Zelo hissed and quickly covered his hyung’s voice with a hand. “Don’t be so loud, you’re embarrassing our group, Jesus Christ… We’re not at the dorm right now, geez!”Cheeses Christ? Did he hear right? Cheese? Daehyun stared at his tall dongsaeng with leering eyes. “Junhong-ah! You said there weren’t any cheesecake left, are you hiding them from me?!”
“Hyung… please go back to the dorm,” Zelo groaned and placed both of his hands on his hyung’s shoulders as he dropped his head in pure agony. Someone just end his misery already. What was this fifty shades of embarrassment because, oh god. “You’re embarrassing me…”