"Oh, hey there! Are you looking for someone? Me? I'm Zelo, if you need anything, come talk to me! I'm pretty lax... Unless you piss me off, but let's not talk about that."

novella • para • always literate

RS: mine; he's his

dumb and dumber
alpaca #2

tracking; deathxzelo

“JUNHONG, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ON THE DAY OF YOUR BELOVED HYUNG’S ARRIVAL?!?!!? YOU SHOULD HAVE A WHOLE STASH OF THEM READY FOR ME.”

“Hyung!” Zelo hissed and quickly covered his hyung’s voice with a hand. “Don’t be so loud, you’re embarrassing our group, Jesus Christ… We’re not at the dorm right now, geez!”

“I ate it all, try again never.”

“COME AT ME, BRO.”

“On a second thought, never mind.”

Don’t worry, maknae. You’re not alone. I agree.

Still the best hyung, tbvh.

If Satan hyung doesn’t get to him first, ofc.

death-daehyun:

zelo-ygm replied to your quote: No, Zelo does not watch porn because his porn is…

OMG. STOP.

DON’T DODGE AROUND THE TRUTH; IT’S YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.

MY WORDS WERE FOR PRIVATE MATTERS KEPT WITHIN BOUNDARIES, NOT FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE.