preference
"Oh, hey there! Are you looking for someone? Me? I'm Zelo, if you need anything, come talk to me! I'm pretty lax... Unless you piss me off, but let's not talk about that."
novella • para • always literate
tracking; deathxzelo
“Cat got your tongue?”
“You little crap—”
HUGS NOONA BECAUSE GOOD BOYFRIEND NIEL TBH.
Gross.
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.”
“You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, ganging up and picking on a poor young boy.”
“Poor young boy—Oh my god, are you talking about yourself?” Brb, dying.
“DISRESPECT. NOT COOL, MAN. NOT COOL.”
“Excuse me for a sec, I need to barf out my breakfast, lunch, and dinner from last week.”
“You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, ganging up and picking on a poor young boy.”
“HOW THE HELL ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS.”
“Because of my handsome face, of course.”
“…You guys were so meant for each other.”“You on the other hand, how did you score my bunny. That makes no sense, you guys are polar opposites.”
“Don’t be jealous.”